All Posts Tagged With: "humor"
An Enquiry Concerning Conclusions That Aren’t Conclusive
We might think we know cause and effect—but that’s simply the effect of our extreme delusion.
We sometimes assume that A causes B—but for all we know, B might not even be in the alphabet.
For instance, when we see a bowling ball roll into a bunch of pins that fall over, we simply assume that the [...]
Parerga Und Parali… Pomerda (The Glass Is Half Full… Of Crap)
Author: Schopenhauer, Arthur Published: Germany, 1851
As far as I’m concerned, life sucks and people are bastards—and anyone who says otherwise is either deluded or lying.
Life might seem worthwhile and happy when we think about the past, or future, or something far off—but when real life and its details are right in our face, we see [...]
The Budget
The United States federal government collects two and a half trillion dollars in tax revenues a year from people like you, your ex-wife’s divorce attorney (at least someone’s taking money from that jerk), Colonel Sanders, and Gary Shandling (but definitely not me—because I’m way too smart for those bastards.).
If you had that money in hundred [...]
1001 Fortune Cookie Fortunes (Give Or Take 983)
You will find true love. Unfortunately, it will be in a prison cell.
You will make someone happy. You, however, will remain miserable.
You will tip your waiter 40%. Or you will end up with a flat tire on your way home. Take your choice, buddy. It’s one or the other.
Your next ejaculation will end up on [...]
Juegos Trabajo Trabajar | Humor - 8 Signs Your Husband Is Addicted To Sports
juegos The terms “sports widow” didn’t arise out of vacuum. It’s a real thing! Many wives dread when football season arrives, or basketball, or hockey, or whatever sport their husband’s athletic addiction finds itself adhering to. There just seems to be something about the testosterone surge that switches on during an intense athletic event that [...]
2Jun2010 | writer | 0 comments | Continued
Useful Advice Dealing with Monroe
I’ve noted that Jay Leno is nonetheless hurting for jokes. This really is the third of my helpful articles delivering original jokes to poor Ol’ Jay. This time I’ve decided to utilize an individual of Jay’s favorite topics, celebrities.
Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio
Not far from me is really a small but tasteful cemetery which [...]
Lost Companies Make A Return?
A new scheme has actually been intorduced here in the UK that turns old buildings that used to hold shops into buildings that look open and seem to be booming. The reason behind this is not to make people think the shop is real and try to walk inside ( I do love it when [...]
26Apr2010 | writer | 0 comments | Continued
How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart Forever
We hope you enjoyed our ways #1-25 to get yourself kicked out of Wal-Mart so much that you just can’t wait to ready ways #26-50!
Once again, we strongly advise you to NEVER actually do any of these things, as you will get in trouble ranging from just getting tossed out, to maybe getting arrested and [...]
Video Game Show Explores Gaming Pop Culture
Gamers, I know you’re bored of watching the same old video game show. You want to be entertained while at the same time informed on the latest. Also, the host should have valuable experience with video games to not just look the part but also play the part. In this case, Jace is the man [...]
4Dec2009 | writer | 0 comments | Continued
Why Funny T-Shirts Are So Common
There are some people out there who put a lot of thought into what they wear each day. They spend hours looking for unique clothes that will send the perfect message to everyone around them - saying that they care about their fashion and how they look.
One way this can be done is through wearing [...]